Professor Chaos Strikes Again! Muhahaha!
24th April 2008
I am sorry, but I long ago decided that Andy Hammond is not one to be taken seriously, but after this post, I will always picture him as Butter’s alter ego Professor Chaos!
Let’s look at the idea. Essentially, Andy Butters Professor Chaos is taking a queue from pundit comedian Rush Limbaugh wherein they encourage other Republicans to go to the voting booth and pull the level labeled ‘Hillary’ because they see her as the most beatable in November.
My goal is to continue Operation Chaos in the Montana Democrat Primary. It’s an open primary on June 3 so it will be very easy to just go and vote. It is the last state primary, along with South Dakota, before the National Convention and I am pretty sure Hillary will still be battling so I plan on voting for her. I have also recruited, to date, eight other conservatives to vote for her and plan on recruiting many more.
Like Colby points out, he “sounds like some 14 year old kid starting up a World of Warcraft clan”. While it is funny, in the same sad way that Butter’s is funny when desperation and a search for respect causes him to create the alter ego ‘Professor Chaos’, it is a bit more sinister. Consider this:
In order to do this we need to do whatever we can to ensure we can win. For example, 160,000 Pennsylvania Republicans switched to the Democrat party in order to vote in the Democrat primary. Hillary won by double digits. This was all through the encouragement of Rush and Operation Chaos. The goal is to keep Hillary in the race so her and Obama can keep tearing each other up and exposing each other for the unqualified candidates they are.
There are a few thigs to take from this:
1. Andy Professor Chaos is so vacuous that he can not comprehend why those voters switched from Republican to Democratic. As always, he has a problem with basic facts. Maths are hard Andy Butters, you should leave it to the experts.
Barack Obama won among Democrats who had newly flocked to the party for the day’s showdown
2. Andy Professor Chaos may or may not hate democracy, but it is obvious that he is willing to resort to treachery to make sure that the system is compromised.
I am not sure if Andy Professor Chaos is really as dishonorable as the plan he is putting forward here, he may just be a scared little Butter’s and this is the only way he knows how to cope with the fact that the nation is moving on without him.
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